so i need anti- english jokes- my boyfriend always winds me up about being a welsh girl- the welsh and english are rivals when it comes to rugby & a lot of things! it' s only for banter.
just so i can wind him up about being english! ok before i begin i hope there is no offence taken to any jokes told in this thread, as we all know there are thousands of these jokes floating around, there is no malice or racism intended or implied and these jokes are only told in the. some more silly, clean, funny, englishman jokes from will and guy. setting aside political correctness, some of these jokes reflect national stereotypes, while others can be modified to suit any combination of english, irish, scottish or welshmen.
entertaining joke about an englishman, irishman and a scotsman. jules on welsh jokes ~ only funny if you’ re from wales!
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