so i need anti- english jokes- my boyfriend always winds me up about being a welsh girl- the welsh and english are rivals when it comes to rugby & a lot of things! it' s only for banter. just so i can wind him up about being english! ok before i begin i hope there is no offence taken to any jokes told in this thread, as we all know there are thousands of these jokes floating around, there is no malice or racism intended or implied and these jokes are only told in the.
some more silly, clean, funny, englishman jokes from will and guy. setting aside political correctness, some of these jokes reflect national stereotypes, while others can be modified to suit any combination of english, irish, scottish or welshmen.
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> short jokes > welsh jokes > joke of the week > pictures > submit joke; pat was walking through his field and saw a man drinking from the stream. he shouts over, in irish, " hey, don' t drink the water, the sheep have got the runs! " the man turns round and says, " what did you say?
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Three englishmen and a welshman funny welsh jokes about family life a few more funny jokes from wales welsh rugby jokes. An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman" is the opening line of a category of joke popular in ireland and the united kingdom. Read through them, have a laugh, then share your own! Nine jokes only welsh people will understand.
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